shakeitbakeitbo0tyquakeit:

girl that is white

• has a vagina
• is caucasian

white girl

• comes to school 15 minutes late with starbucks
• dresses up as a cat for halloween
• wears sunglasses indoors
• wears short shorts with uggs
• says she was born in the wrong generation
• is always singing call me maybe
• thinks shes the only girl who plays video games
• gets offended when people say “nigger” or “gay”

(Source: jesuschristvevo)

mistercoventry:

I got bored of tumblr so I opened up a new tab and went to tumblr

(via siempre-chill)

victoryjobs:

“I love you more than Kanye loves Kanye,” said Kanye to a mural of Kanye wearing an airbrushed Prada t-shirt of Kanye holding a photo of Kanye in front of Kanye’s mirror as a rocket ship full of Kanyes soared overhead.

(Source: empressfab, via )

i automatically assume everyone dislikes me unless every individual states otherwise which means you have to tell me yourself that you actually enjoy my presence in order for me to believe that you don’t dislike me how difficult is it to understand that

(Source: mattruboner2, via less-structure)

tardris:

one of the things i take pride in is my excellent taste in everything

(Source: panicmoon, via misfitsworld)

decemberwrists:

Do you ever feel so desperate for connection that a phone conversation or hug or chat over coffee isn’t enough? Like no matter how bad you want it, you’re never going to be fully with someone else? Like you want to braid your veins with those of another until your blood fuses together and you can read each others’ minds?

(I guess that’s why people have sex with strangers.)

(Source: avett-druthers)

(via jonnywhitby-deactivated20120315)